Apparently if you saw yourself in person, you wouldn’t recognise yourself

So my biggest question is, WHAT THE FUCK do I look like

And do I look hot


"We’re preparing you for the real world"

I don’t meant to alarm you but

the real world has calculators

5sos go to the movies - A Comedic Blurb
Ashton: So, what do you wanna' do today boys? I know it's our day off but we can write a song, meet fans, do interviews, practice for the tour-
Michael: Man, slow down for a moment! Can't we just sit inside with some video games and order pizza?
Luke: I vote for pizza!
Calum: And starbucks!
Everyone: *sends Calum judgemental stares*
Calum: What?! I'm channeling my inner white girl!
Ashton: I think we should go out for once. We can have some fun! How does the cinema sound to you?
Everyone: *nods*
Michael: I'm still getting pizza later, but okay.
Luke: What Michael said.
Calum: And I'm getting starbucks on the way home.
Ashton: *sighs* You can get whatever you want, it's not like i'm your dad or anything!
Calum: *coughs* Not ours.
Michael: *girl voice* Oh daddy!
Ashton: I can't believe you guys ...
*at the movies*
Ashton: So what do you wanna' see? I personally think The Maze Runner looks awesome!
Michael: Ninja Turtles!!!
Ashton: What? But we've already seen that like three times?
Michael: You can never get enough of Ninja Turtles.
Ashton: *shakes head*
Luke: How To Train Your Dragon 2!
Ashton: You're a 18 year old who is almost 6'4. Why do you want to see a children's movie?
Luke: Dragons, Ash, dragons!
Ashton: What the heck, they don't even look realistic at all!
Luke: How do you know what dragons look like?! Maybe this movie got it right and all the others got it wrong!?
Ashton: Lucas, dragons have never excited.
Luke: *sniffles* They haven't?
Calum: *covers Luke' ears* Are you crazy, Ash!? How could you tell him something like that? It's like telling Michael that there are not any Pokémon in the real world.
Michael: *spins around* WHat?!
*Luke and Michael embraces each other, falls on the floor and sob loudly. Calum and Ashton watches them for a moment. Then Ashton turns to Calum*
Ashton: Let's just leave them there and get some pizza.
Calum: Starbucks first!
Ashton: Oh God.
(Let me know if I should do more of these, and in that case, give me some scenarios to make them about? : ) )


michael knows too fucking much about tumblr fans at this point


A makeout session would be great right about now