if you google eyebrows are you eyebrowsing

(Source: internetabuser)


Ashton is the kind of boy where you can look at him for a minute and find a thousand things you like about him


"homework" *tired zombie noises*

"studying" *sad zombie noises*

"responsibilities" *disgusted zombie noises*

"internet" *happy zombie noises*

(Source: clgdoublelifts)


seeing your reflection in the computer screen when ur lying down is horrifying and i wan t it banned


no one ever likes me as much as i like them 


do you ever remember how tall luke is and you feel smalla then a bug

'Cabin In The Woods' Favourite Quote
*Driving to the cabin*
Jules: I hope this is the right road. It doesn't even show up on the GPS. It is unworthy of global positioning.
Marty: That's the whole point! Get off the grid, right? No cell phone reception, no traffic cameras. Go some place for one God damn weekend where they can't... globally position my ass, man. Okay, this is the whole issue -
Jules: Is society crumbling, Marty?
Marty: No, society is binding. Right? It's filling in the cracks with concrete! Everything's filed or recorded or... blogged. Right? Chips in our kids heads so they won't get lost? Society needs to crumble. We're all just... too chicken shit to let it.
Jules: Alright, Mr.Rants!
Marty: You will come to see things my way.
"Statistical fact: cops will never pull over a man with a huge bong in his car - why? They fear this man. They know he sees farther than they, and he will bind them with ancient logics…"
- Marty, Cabin In The Woods (portrayed by Fran Kranz)